10 Random Poker Quotes

• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson