10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- It's Free To Fold...
- Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.