10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Welcome to kicker school
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders