10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- "I guess the sayings' true. In the poker game of life, women are the rake man. They are the f---kin' rake." - Worm (Rounders, 1998)
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders