10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)