10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- It's Free To Fold...
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.