10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.