10 Random Poker Quotes

• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.