10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?