10 Random Poker Quotes

I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
im going to 2 out you to death