10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT