10 Random Poker Quotes

• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Welcome to kicker school
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln