10 Random Poker Quotes

• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear