10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson