10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• Poker is for loners.
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!