10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson