10 Random Poker Quotes

• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• im going to 2 out you to death