10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- It's Free To Fold...
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez
- "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?"
"Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones."
-Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"