10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim