10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.