10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "I'd rather be lucky than good"
- Lefty Gomez