10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
• (after a particularly bad beat) "that was a terrible call" "it's called gambling" "no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
• "I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family." -Uncle Remus