10 Random Poker Quotes

• No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion