10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- im going to 2 out you to death
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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