10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "No river, no fish."
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.