10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
• "No river, no fish."
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• im going to 2 out you to death
• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com