10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT