10 Random Poker Quotes
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- Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand
-paul newman-
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- Poker is for loners.
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.