10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger