10 Random Poker Quotes

• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-
• "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• "I'd rather be lucky than good" - Lefty Gomez
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.