10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser. -Stu Unger
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• The all-in play works everytime but once.
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from