10 Random Poker Quotes

• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob