10 Random Poker Quotes

• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• "What've you got, Layne?" "You BEAT." Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow. $ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day 2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear