10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- "What've you got, Layne?"
"You BEAT."
Final table banter between Layne Flack and Mike "The Mouth" Matusow.
$ 6,000 No Limit Hold'em Final Day
2004 Ultimatebet.com Poker Classic
Radisson Aruba Resort & Casino, Palm Beach
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.