10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus. Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• Don't challenge strong players, challange weak ones. That's what they're there for. - John Vorhaus, author of Killer Poker
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.