10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "I thought it was jack's"
- Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.