10 Random Poker Quotes

• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.