10 Random Poker Quotes

Those eggs smell delicious!
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
"Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.