10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The all-in play works everytime but once.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
- No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.