10 Random Poker Quotes

• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• "No river, no fish."
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle" -- Anonymous $4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table, Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth