10 Random Poker Quotes

• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe