10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Welcome to kicker school
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- It's Free To Fold...
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek