10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear.
-The old sage.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water