10 Random Poker Quotes

• How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.