10 Random Poker Quotes
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- MoeSyzslak
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
- Never educate a stupid poker player.