10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs