10 Random Poker Quotes

• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves" ActionDave
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
• "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion