10 Random Poker Quotes

• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Fold and live to fold again
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT