10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• Poker is for fat, American losers.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-