10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck exactly 9 times the cards will return to its original position as it were prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
• There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen